Saturday, January 3, 2015

New Year's Changes

Life is about change.  I had to put my old dog Rascal down last spring.  She was 19 years old and had spent 17 of those years with us.  I have told the story.  Not only was it necessary, but it was incredibly difficult for me to do and it took several weeks before I stopped calling her to go out early in the morning and several months before I got used to her not being around.

Down to two dogs.  One, Beulah, a border collie/lab mix and the smartest dog I ever owned is 7 years old this year.  The other, Scarlett, a dachshund that my wife insisted we buy from an Amish fellow who I was working horses with was 15 and on her way out as well.  I say "was 15" because she died on New Year's Day.  It was time.  She had lost a whole bunch of weight in the last few weeks.  She had been blind in one eye for the last couple years and her hearing was mostly gone....although she always heard food being poured in the bowl.  My wife and I discussed putting her down for the last week. She went all on her own which was nice because she saved me from having to do it for her.  She also waited until my wife was not at home and, although the frost is pretty deep, I was able to get her buried before she returned.  While we were both sad, we knew this was coming and it was easy to accept.  Much easier than Rascal.  It was time.

Two days before this, my wife and I went to town, to stock up on supplies and go out to supper.  We are lucky in that with my folks, we have willing babysitters for the dogs if we are gone over night. We had discussed trying to find another dog as a companion for Beulah and because we knew that Scarlett was not going to be around much longer.  We had both even spent a bit of time on-line looking.  We had settled on another Border Collie mix or another herding dog such as a Blue Heeler but really hadn't decided.  Since we were in town overnight, our chores were done and we had some time to kill before supper we decided to take a walk through the local Humane Society.

This is never easy for my wife and she is generally crying before we get to the second kennel.  We rarely donate money to the Humane Society because I don't agree with their politics surrounding hunting, but the work they do with dogs is top notch and it is a rare occasion that we don't go to town and buy a couple 50 pound bags of dog chow to drop off at their kennel.  We adopted a beagle for my parents from the Humane Society about 4 years ago.

In any case, we are walking up and down the rows.  Surprisingly, there are not many dogs... maybe 35, although the gal at the desk said they were expecting 200 from Alabama by the end of the month.  Most of the dogs were Pit Bulls.  All greeted you with tails wagging and sad eyes.  As we came to the last row of kennels, one was empty, but had a tag describing a Blue Heeler Mix...I kneeled down and peered into the door to the inner kennel and there shivering was a small black and blue brindle bugger that would not make eye contact.  When I whistled and called she turned her head away from us.  "Karlie, very shy and timid" the tag said.  My wife and I went to the front desk to ask about her.  Six months old, from a puppy mill in Alabama (they have a relationship with the Alabama Humane Society).  Adopted out once and returned after only 2 weeks.  Very shy and non social, terrified of small children.  Not aggressive.  "Can we see her?" we asked.  We went out to the kennel and waited for one of the handlers to come.  Karlie was in the outer kennel this time and immediately tried to go back in to the inner kennel when she saw us.  The handler was in the inner kennel and when she got to the door, Karlie saw her and immediately lay down and urinated on the floor, obviously terrified.  This is no reflection on the handler though who was very gentle and understanding and obviously good with the animals.  She managed to drag Karlie out of the kennel and once on the leash, she walked very reluctantly with her tail very much between her legs to one of the visitation rooms where she promptly lay down and would not move.  My wife and I got down on the floor with her and all the petting and soft talking could not get her to look at us or raise her head.  I left my wife with her to go ask some more questions.  She had whip worms and had been through two treatments and would need a third.  She came from Alabama with two sisters who had already been adopted. The family that returned her had a 5 year old child.  The paperwork said she was partially house trained and had had no accidents in the previous adopter's house.  The handlers had not been able to get her out of her shell.  She got along well with both the dogs and cats, but was very submissive.

OK...this dog is likely a handful and not in the normal way you would think of a handful.  I went back to the visiting room and Karlie is in my wife's lap...urine soaked fur and all.  "Did she climb up there herself?" I asked.  "No, I pulled her into my lap."  She is calm and not shaking in terror, but still completely submissive and virtually a limp noodle in my wife's lap.  She still will not make eye contact.  We try to get her to stand and she crouches down, tail between her legs.  We call for the handler and ask if we can take her outside on a leash.  As we are doing this, we meet a couple and their young child...roughly 4 or 5 in the hall of the kennel.  Karlie instantly crouches and urinates as the child comes forward.  Luckily the parents are smart enough to see what is happening and turn him around and walk in the other direction.  Outside, Karlie is a bit better, and is suddenly a bit more alive when we meet another one of the handlers with one of the dogs on an exercise walk.  Potential, but still I am apprehensive.  My wife is ready to take her home, but I know that this is not a situation to take lightly.  This dog will take lots of work.  More work than some of the rubber band dogs that she wanted to take home on other trips.  But, we have Beulah, a smart, outgoing, patient, fun dog that would be an excellent mentor.

Karlie is back in her kennel and we decide that we will put down a $30 hold on her, and talk about it over supper.  If we decide that we don't want her, the worst will be that we are out the $30.  Still, trying to make a decision based on logic and not emotion will be difficult.  Very difficult.

The next morning, we go back to the Humane Society and finish the paperwork, pay the rest of the adoption fee and load Karlie in the truck.  The seat is covered with a $10 comforter that we picked up from Goodwill because we know it is unlikely that they will have her bathed before we get her.  She has a 2 1/2 hour drive to sit between us and get used to us a bit.  We stop several times to get some air and each time, she does her business.  She has to be lifted into the truck because she will simply try to crawl underneath it if we try to let her get in on her own.

As we drive, we discuss another dilemma.  My sister has come home for New Year's while we are out of town and are staying at our house.  Both her kids are in high school, but still, 4 more people in the house might be a challenge for Karlie.  Well, nothing to be done about it.  At the recommendation of the Humane Society, we have purchased a dog crate and will cover it with the comforter and let her stay in it if the people are too much for her.

When we get home, my wife stays in the truck with the dog and I go in and get Beulah, who instantly jumps up into the truck when I open the door.  Karlie's tail is wagging.  Beulah turns and looks at me as if to say, "What the fuck is this?" and jumps back out of the truck.  Karlie is right behind her and I have to grab her dragging leash.  Whoah!  This is unexpected, but good.  We walk around and Karlie does her business.  Going into the house goes ok because she is following Beulah, but upon seeing all the people, she promptly goes under the couch.  As my wife sets up the crate, I take her to the tub for a very much needed bath.  She does surprisingly well and soon she is scrubbed from head to toe and clean as a whistle.  I dry her off and carry her out to the crate.  Everyone in the room is oohing and aahing about what a sweet girl she is.  I put her at the entrance to the crate and she goes right in and lies down and stares at me (eye contact!) with sad eyes.  A peanut butter dog biscuit is sniffed, but not taken until I put it on the floor of the crate.  I put another at the door and another just outside the door.  She lays down with no intention of getting the treats.  We leave her alone.  As we are having cocktails and a bit of chips and dip she pokes her head out and takes the biscuit that is outside the crate.  She sees Beulah lying comfortably not to far away and tentatively comes out of the crate and walks up to her.  Her tail is still firmly between her legs and she is nervously glancing at the people who have all suddenly become silent, but she makes it to Beulah and tentatively sniffs and bats a bit at her with her paw.  Beulah begins thumping the floor with her tail which scares Karlie back into her crate.  The rest of the evening is spent repeating this activity with a smattering of treats.  That night, we bring her to bed with us.  Again surprisingly, her tail begins to twitch a bit and she snuggles between the two of us.  Beulah is on the foot of the bed and not particularly happy, but when we wake up, Karlie is snuggled right up to her.  We take her outside and she does her business.  As we sit and have coffee, she jumps up on the couch and lies down next to my wife.  The day is spent going in and out of her crate, trying to build up the courage to play with Beulah and going outside.  She gets lots of quiet attention from everyone and seems to be getting a bit less skittish.  She is still timid and obviously scared, especially with fast movement, but it seems like she is making a bit of progress.  The only one who wants nothing to do with her is Scarlett and she nips at her when Karlie sniffs her on her dog bed, but I explained the situation with her earlier and this is understandable.

My folks come over for New Year's eve and my dad is smitten.  "I could take her home!" he says.  Very much out of character, but Karlie sniffs his fingers and her tail twitches a bit when he crouches by her crate.  She is back a bit to the scared girl we saw at the kennel, but it has been a busy day.

The next day, New Year's, my sister and her family head for home and my wife has some errands to run.  While she is gone, Scarlett dies.  Karlie is in her crate when I take Scarlett's little body out to the woods with a pick axe and shovel to bury her.  When I come back in, she is lying on the floor with Beulah, who senses something is wrong.  I sit down on the couch and Karlie comes over slowly and climbs up with me and lies down.  As I pet her, she stretches out and yawns...I realize that this is the first time she has been in the quiet house.  It is going to be a long road for her, but she is on it and moving forward.

Yesterday, something scared her and she somehow managed to get under the bed and get stuck.  It was no small task to get her out.  Today it snowed and she did not know what to think.  She did not go very far before she crouched down and would not move without serious coaxing.  Her tail was back between her legs.  When I finally got her to move she seemed to come around and I let her off the leash.  She ran directly to the door of the house and looked back at me as if to say, "hurry up dammit!"  I decided to start my old plow truck to let it warm up before I let her in.  Maybe she would even want to ride with me while I plowed snow.  No dice.  The old truck is a bit loud and when I started it, it scared her so bad she wedged herself in between the house and the stack of firewood I have outside the door.  I had to take down half the stack to get her out and when I did and opened the door, she bee lined for the couch.  Tonight she is lying on the couch stretched out next to my wife and dreaming.  I expect getting her to some semblance of normal is going to take months but she will get there.  Beulah told me so.

The picture below was from yesterday afternoon.  I think she knows she is home.  Not much stress shown here.



Some changes are for the good.  I think this was one of those.  I bought a couple lottery tickets when we were in town.  They weren't winners.  I think it is possible that Karlie is the one that won the lottery.

Saturday, December 20, 2014

Mission Meals

Comfort Food Rocks.

Being the Suzy Homemaker that you all know me to be (frilly apron and all), I do a fair amount of cooking.  I always have.  Even in college I never ate out of a box. There was always a crockpot of "conglomeration stew" going in that scummy little basement (I won't say apartment) that I lived in. This time of year one of the easiest and honestly best meals is what my Grandpa used to call "mission meals" and my kids used to call "homemade hamburger helper."  With the kids gone, I have difficulty figuring out the two person ratio for doing what I have been doing for four for many years, so generally, a good mission meal lasts for about three days.

These mission meals, while easy, are also very much hearty comfort food.  My favorite?  Dice and fry potatoes in butter and layer in the bottom of a casserole dish.  Brown hamburger with some cumin, salt, pepper and finely diced onion and then add a can of cream of chicken soup, some cottage cheese, some sour cream.  Simmer for a while and then pour the mixture on top of the potatoes.  Add a layer of cheddar cheese and then bake for 45 minutes at 350 deg.........measurements?  Baahh!

Enjoy the flavor and feel of your arteries hardening as the north wind blows against the windows.

Saturday with a couple of loads of wood to bring home and that is what I am making for supper.

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Pineapple

The Pineapple to Katie's smoke.

 
 
Like David's Rain on fallen leaves and my own waves on the beach, there is nothing quite as comforting as the fresh smell of woodsmoke and the heat that radiates from the stove on a brisk winter day.  A pot of chili or soup simmering on the woodstove only adds to that comfortable feeling of home and it makes all the work involved in loads like this well worth the sweat.  And yes, the truck is older than I am.

Tuesday, December 16, 2014

The Greatest Generation

70 years ago this morning the Germans launched a surprise offensive that became "The Battle of the Bulge."  I am certain you all remember the story of General Anthony McCauliffe  of the 101st Airborne and his reply to the German demand to surrender.  One word, "NUTS."

Those of you that know me also know that family history is important to me.  Both of my Grandfathers were too old to be drafted and had families when the war came around.  They served the war effort in their own ways.  My Great Uncle, who I have written about before fought in the Battle of the Bulge and eventually crossed the Rhine with Patton.  He rarely talked about the details of his service unless it was to tell a humorous tale.  I remember asking him when I was a foolish youngster if he had killed anyone in the war.  His response?  A very quiet, eyes averted white lie, "I don't know."  He was active in the American Legion and continued to serve the community in many ways right up until his death.

The men and women of his generation and their families sacrificed much for the rest of us and it always amazes me how humble they were, how quiet they were about it.  In today's "hooray for me and fuck the rest of you" world, it would be nice if that attitude and behavior could somehow be rekindled.  While there are many who serve and sacrifice without expectation of reward, it seems from our leaders to our children the overriding goal is furthering yourself and your image.

I guess this isn't meant to be a rant about today's generation.  It is meant to honor those who have passed and those few who still remain from The Greatest Generation.  Their numbers are dwindling.  They are quietly moving on to whatever challenge is next.  Challenges they will meet by putting their head down, moving forward diligently and quietly and getting the job done without complaint or comment.

My Uncle passed away over 5 years ago now.  Several other local veterans have passed since that time.  Most recently a man who lied about his age to join the Navy at 16.  He served in the Pacific on a submarine.  In 2013 he flew to Washington DC on one of the Honor Flights to see the memorial that was erected in honor of his and other's service.  He told me it was one of the highlights of his life.

If there was ever a time or a cause to donate to, I hope you will consider donating to Honor Flights.  My Uncle never saw the memorials.  Honestly, I am sure he never thought about it, which is typical.  I wish he had the opportunity.

http://www.honorflight.org/

The title page of their site has an outstanding quote from Will Rogers: 

"We can't all be heroes.  Some of us have to stand on the curb and clap as they go by."


Friday, December 12, 2014

Coffee

I like my coffee strong.  Black.  Sticky.....well, maybe not sticky, but my grandfather called the coffee I like "steamboat coffee."  Because on the boat you could set your coffee mug down in a heavy sea and not worry about it sloshing out of the cup.  The spoon (if you used one for foo foo shit like sugar and cream) should be able to stand up. 

I make my coffee in the same pot that my grandmother used since the 30's or 40's.  I grind my own coffee.  It is one of my guilty pleasures.  Usually a French Roast or Italian Roast.  I make a thermos full and drink it every day.  I have a serious caffeine addiction.  When I am traveling, I bring my own ground coffee with me along with a couple coffee filters so I do not have to be subjected to Starbucks brown piss water.

I am sure some of the coffee house "barista's" or whatever foolishness the servers are calling themselves would scoff at my coffee, but I like it.

All this is leading up to my wife (who does not drink coffee) telling me that we need to buy one of these new K-cup machines.  "For what?" I ask. "I already have a coffee maker that works fine." To which she replied, "No you don't, you have a coffee pot that you put the grounds in and pour boiling water through that is older than you are."  "So what?  It works.  It makes good coffee.  And I like it!"  "But you never wash it...you only rinse it out and wipe it out, and it takes up space on the stove and whatever you make but don't drink gets poured down the drain."

Ok, she is right about the undrunk coffee being poured down the drain.  My grandmother likely would faint dead away if she knew I did this.  She would put the left over in a jar and either re heat it or pour it over ice....not me.  I also knew her to spread out the used grounds on a cookie sheet when she was running short of coffee and set the sheet on the woodstove to dry out so she could use them again the next day mixed with the little fresh she might have left.  Not me.  My used coffee grounds go into the compost heap....and most of you thought I was not "green."

Back to the gadgetry.  Against my wishes she went out a bought one.  Along with an assortment of coffee including some French and Italian roast samples.  She also bought some tea, hot chocolate and hot cider cups (I am realizing this was the real reason she wanted it).  I came home from work last Friday to find it on the table.  A sleek looking plastic concoction with water on the side and buttons and a touch screen like my POS IPad.  My grandmother's coffee pot and the tea kettle I boiled the water in were no longer on the stove but put away in the cupboard under the counter.  In addition to the coffee samplers she bought a refillable container so that I could use my own fresh ground beans.  Sounds great right?  Very thoughtful right?  Ha!  The fucking thing would only work on cups made by the manufacturer...most of what she bought would not brew.  After checking out the internet, there are several cheats that I discovered, so all was not lost for my wife...until.....I tried one of the coffees she bought.....paint thinner with a hint of burnt motor oil (and I happen to be an aficionado when it comes to burnt motor oil).  I tried the refillable cup with my own coffee...I could not pack enough in it to make the coffee as strong as I like it...to top it off, what a mess and pain in the ass.

Sunday morning, I got grandma's coffee pot out of the cupboard and drank my tar while my wife sat sipping on a hot chocolate...which was her purpose in buying the damned machine in the first place.

Thursday, December 11, 2014

Traveling Meat

Time to thin the herd a bit.  My old bull has served his purpose and the young one that I was going to replace him with has not turned out to be as I wished.  One of my cows, who has provided us with 8 very respectable calves over the years seems to be slipping.  She lost her calf this year and so, with winter coming on, it appears that it is her time as well.

Yesterday I backed the trailer up to the gate and made my first attempt at loading the three up for a drive.  The younger of the two bulls, Ballsy, followed me (actually he followed the bucket of corn I was carrying) right into the trailer.  The old guy, Turdfox, was not far behind.  The old cow, Dolly, was more wary, and in spite of the corn I dumped on the floor of the trailer, would only put her two front feet in and would follow me back out.  We went through this several times and finally it was dark, so I decided to wait until this morning to load them.

This morning came and, following the same routine, I came up with the same result.  I had a deadline (bad pun.....I know) so I decided, "to hell with it!"  and closed the door on the two bulls and gave Dolly a brief reprieve.  If my wife would have been able to help, we might have gotten all three on the trailer, but she gets weepy knowing what is coming and I gave her a reprieve as well this morning.

After about a 2 hour drive, a brief inspection with security (really!), a USDA overseer and a packing house employee watched as I backed the trailer into the dock - my little stock trailer with two bulls between two huge semi's with probably 40 head in each.  I opened the gate and called the two bulls out, who were understandably and justifiably nervous.  The employee offered me a "rattle prod" which is a non electric noise maker that will help the animals moving along.  I declined.  I got behind them and said, "lets go boys!" and clapped my hands and off we went down the aisle, around several corners and finally into a holding pen lined with fresh sawdust.  I only occasionally patted them both on the hind quarter to keep them moving.  After latching the gate, I turned around and headed back down the aisle.  The USDA inspector was standing watching and as I approached, he shook his head and said, "amazing!"  "What do you mean?" I asked.  "No struggle at all.  They did exactly what you wanted them to do with no drama!"  "So?"  I replied, "why is that amazing?"  "Most small operators have to chase their animals around to get them in the pens."  "I wish they would have loaded as easily" I replied.  He just shook his head.

I signed my ticket and will get a check in the mail by the middle of next week.  I got in my truck and came home.  I will find a new bull in the spring.  I have Black Angus cattle, but I have been thinking about trying to find a bull with some Wagyu in it.  We will see.  I have all winter to think about it.  I will probably make the trip again next week with Dolly.

As a side note, to clarify, sound older animals that are taken to the locker because they are no longer productive are graded and depending on meat quality, will become hamburger or better cuts that are marketed to contract buyers.  Most likely my young bull will end up as hamburger for the restaurant market.  My older bull will likely supply some nice choice cuts in addition to hamburger.  Dolly, will be hamburger.

When it is my turn, I expect to be dog food.

A bit of a footnote here.  Reading this back it seems a bit cold and to a certain extent it is because that is how it must be.  All our animals have names and all are treated quite well.  If I was honest with myself (and unfortunately, I usually am) I guess I almost prefer the productive animals to the "pets" (don't tell Beulah!).  I have watched horses as they got into their upper 20's and in the "failure to thrive" stage where no matter how much they eat, they get skinnier and skinnier and finally you are left with no resort except to put them down.  I have had to put down neighbor's animals because they could not bring themselves to do it.  I have had to put down dogs...and the latest one, Rascal, who I wrote about on that other site, was the hardest thing I have to do and I have another that is coming up sooner than I want to think about.  These animals live their lives for us.  They are happy to see me when I come to the gate.  Or at least I would like to think they are happy to see me and not just the bucket of grain I am carrying...Reality sometimes is hard and I have to tell you, as I drove away from the locker, I could not help but think about Turdfox shoving his head at me when I stopped scratching (which is a very dangerous thing) much like the dog puts his nose underneath it and shoves when you stop scratching.  They lead a good life right to the end and even in the end they serve us and deserve respect.

For a time, we raised English Bulldogs....I have spoke and written about that as well.  We sold puppies all over the Midwest and one went to Canada.  We always screened the prospective owners because we wanted to at least have a feeling that they went to a nice home.  We turned more than one down.  Without fail, every puppy left our home with my wife crying.

I was only half joking about being made into dog food when I go.  I have gotten so much enjoyment, so much comfort and so much unconditional companionship from the dogs I have had that the least I could do is provide for them in the end....nah....scratch that...burn me up...I would be too tough to chew and they might break a tooth.